Hospital 1

M* and her son are lucky that she can afford to be with his child all day, although there is a high price to pay, not in money, for that luxury.

Hospital

Last time I am interviewed by Caroline and Zara in the lunchtime show. Stayed for a few hours to cover the Studio Manager shift and, while doing so, M* calls from hospital because her son has had an asthma attack.

Offspring

Got a friend with her son at home today. Children are great, if and when you can afford them. I don’t think humanity can afford to have children any more.

Benefits

Steal the poor. It is legal, and they can’t afford to shout.